WELCOME TO THE SHARK PAGE COME ON IN THE WATERS FINE
WHAT SOME WOULD CALL A SHARK ATTACK IS ACTUALLY WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS
FEEDING TIME ,IT JUST SO HAPPENS FEEDING TIME FOR SHARKS IS A 24 HOUR A DAY ORDEAL
AS I SWIM ALONE IN A OCEAN OF BLUE
I SEARCH FOR SOMETHING TASTY
PREHAPS A SURFER OR MAYBY TWO
SIGNS ON THE BEACH HAVE BEEN POSTED WITH WARNINGS OF ME
AND THE SWIMMERS ARE RUNNING AND SCEAMING
GRABING THERE STUFF AND TRYING TO FLEE
JUST AS I THOUGHT THE PICKINGS WERE POOR
I NOTICED SOME BOARDERS JUST A FEW YARDS OFF SHORE
AS I CHEWED ON MY PREY WITH A MOUTH FULL OF RAZORS
ALL I COULD TASTE
WAS THE COCONUT OIL AND WET SUIT FLAVORS