WELCOME TO THE SHARK PAGE
COME ON IN THE WATERS FINE

WHAT SOME WOULD CALL A SHARK ATTACK IS ACTUALLY WHAT IS BETTER KNOWN AS FEEDING TIME ,IT JUST SO HAPPENS FEEDING TIME FOR SHARKS IS A 24 HOUR A DAY ORDEAL
AS I SWIM ALONE IN A OCEAN OF BLUE
I SEARCH FOR SOMETHING TASTY
PREHAPS A SURFER OR MAYBY TWO

SIGNS ON THE BEACH HAVE BEEN POSTED WITH WARNINGS OF ME
AND THE SWIMMERS ARE RUNNING AND SCEAMING
GRABING THERE STUFF AND TRYING TO FLEE

JUST AS I THOUGHT THE PICKINGS WERE POOR
I NOTICED SOME BOARDERS JUST A FEW YARDS OFF SHORE

AS I CHEWED ON MY PREY WITH A MOUTH FULL OF RAZORS
ALL I COULD TASTE
WAS THE COCONUT OIL AND WET SUIT FLAVORS